@batkaren: What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?
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@thereverendcink: If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
@Muaythaigirlie: Had a date planned for tonight but he got electrocuted at work. I'm serious The things men do to avoid hanging out with me is amazing.
@MomOnFire: Newsflash KIDS: The woman who paid for the fries gets to "steal" as many as she wants.