@GianDoh: I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing.
@thereverendcink: If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
@Muaythaigirlie: Had a date planned for tonight but he got electrocuted at work.
I'm serious
The things men do to avoid hanging out with me is amazing.
@MomOnFire: Newsflash KIDS: The woman who paid for the fries gets to "steal" as many as she wants.
@stockejock: I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys.
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