@davedittell: what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
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@panmidwest: BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]
@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.