@davedittell: what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
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@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
@Glittery_Love: I need your fingers, rubbing me hard, circling around my red swollen ...mosquito bite. What did YOU think I'm talking about? Weirdos!!
@hippieswordfish: *pretends to throw a ball and my dog chases after it* haha idiot *checks email* holy shit i won a million dollars??
@notbedelia: If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat.