@ghostovpiss: what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden
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@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
@E_lok44: The only lyrics I can make out in the song "Informer" are "Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow". Not 100% sure though.
@TheCatWhisprer: The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.
@aveuaskew: Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus.