@JillianKarger: what if superman felt the same way about kryptonite as dogs do about chocolate, and people always had to shoo him away from it like, "no, no kryptonite for you, bad superman"
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@mommy_cusses: Nurse: *handing me a newborn* You got this? Me: Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac 'n' cheese
@Lisabug74: Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked.