@JillianKarger: what if superman felt the same way about kryptonite as dogs do about chocolate, and people always had to shoo him away from it like, "no, no kryptonite for you, bad superman"
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@PJTLynch: Sure, I could live a pious life so St. Peter lets me through the Pearly Gates. Or I could just crawl under the gate since IT SITS ON A CLOUD