@JillianKarger: what if superman felt the same way about kryptonite as dogs do about chocolate, and people always had to shoo him away from it like, "no, no kryptonite for you, bad superman"
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@THEDUTHCHESS: Logged into FB told Gemma her wedding pics are beautiful. Logged into Twitter to tell you she looked like a fat man in drag and I hate her.