@SoFarFetchd: What if the weather talks about us?
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@JamieGreenlees: Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's.
@KateWhineHall: Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand.
@yonewt: God I'm so stupid I was looking all over for my car keys, turns out they were on my head the entire time.