@SoFarFetchd: What if the weather talks about us?
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@CVTBaby: When the ex saw 2 wine glasses in my sink, I hope he thought, "she shared a bottle w/ a hot guy" not "drinking alone 2 nights in a row"
@hobo_hands: Having swords for arms was a terrible first wish but it was a genie and I blurt weird things out when I panic.