@SoFarFetchd: What if the weather talks about us?
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@iGreenMonk: Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
@notalogin: How would you describe your past work? [Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar] -Change management.
@DillDoes: Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning "You mean Diabetes?" Ooh look at me, I'm a patient that knows all the diseases ooh