@sammynickalls: what if we pronounced "envelope" like "penelope"
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@crushingbort: "Mr Bush, do you want my coke?" "Yeah sure" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* "Hey kid...catch" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*
@thebeckyard: Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors.
@Maxine12333: The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
@BigPlanetEarth: People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.