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@sammynickalls: what if we pronounced "envelope" like "penelope"
@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.
@MarkAgee: Candy corn is the rare candy that's worse than than the vegetable it's based on.
@Phook75: If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room
@lawyerthoughts: Them: sir there's no food allowed in here.
Me: this is my service burrito.
@man_spach: The last time Twitter was down I realized it didn't take 6 hours to poop.