@sammynickalls: what if we pronounced "envelope" like "penelope"
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@Shock_Monster: After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score.
@nbadag: [jurassic world] ME: so what ur saying is, no one milks the dinosaurs bc it's too dangerous TOUR GUIDE: that is not what i'm saying at all
@WheelTod: [To Police Sketch Artist] Me: “Black female... 5'3ish... Brunette... Curvy but not fat. Athletic, I guess... Good sense of humor... No kids — no divorcees either. Umm.. Must like dogs?...” Sketch Artist:... Me: “Why have you stopped drawing?”