@JohnLyonTweets: "What if you fell down a mountainside but on purpose?" -the invention of skiing
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@Writethatdown12: I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight.
@iamdevloper: "If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened". This was a choice made.
@KyleMcDowell86: ME: (first day as a detective) It looks like he accidentally shot himself in the head while trying to eat his own gun. What a shame. MY PARTNER: Have u considered suicide? ME: Jesus Christ man, I just get sad sometimes. I dont want to die.