@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?
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@donni: He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down
@zbinski: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.