@SMLXist: What in all holy hell is going on with this box of toilet paper I just got from Amazon
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@yerpalmildsauce: Me: If that baby won't stop crying I'm walking out & going to another restaurant. Gf: You used to do that too. Me: that was months ago.
@ilovepie84: My neighbor once said he was as healthy as a horse. Today he broke his leg so I had to put him down.
@IamEnidColeslaw: at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed