@SMLXist: What in all holy hell is going on with this box of toilet paper I just got from Amazon
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@TheMichaelRock: Whenever you're feeling down and out, just remember that there's people walking around with Twilight tattoos.
@DancesWithTamis: In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz
@Stabby_smurf: Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field.
@KeetPotato: oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? "yes, and?" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?