@Molly_Kats: What kind of emotional tailspin causes people to "like" Lysol on Facebook?
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@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them.
@theshantilly: Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?
@gianni_bcn: Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul