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@Audenary: 'What other miracles can you do?'

Jesus: I can varnish

'You mean vanish?'

J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

‘What other miracles can you do?’

Jesus: I can varnish

‘You mean vanish?’

J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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