@rcromwell4: What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?
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@audipenny: Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles
@ieatanddrink: Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school
@mimicz: Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way.