@rcromwell4: What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?
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@Talk_To_The_Hat: I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
@LoriLuvsShoes: I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now.
@marinhubka: “How about… we change the 6 to a 7?" "I love it!" --board meeting at the company that makes novelty sunglasses for New Year's Eve