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@SteveSuckington: "What should we put in the middle of this mall?"

How bout some chairs?

"That idea sucks"

A little pond to throw money in?

"Oh hell yeah"

“What should we put in the middle of this mall?”

How bout some chairs?

“That idea sucks”

A little pond to throw money in?

“Oh hell yeah”

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