@MandiAtRandom: Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.

@TrashCave: 2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme.

@Cheeseboy22: Sure I could get off the couch & put new batteries in this remote but instead I am going to hold it high above my head & at different angles

@Darlainky: *asks family what they want from the grocery, no one says a word* {in checkout lane} *receives 4 separate food request texts from family*

@Eightinchgoat: Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me.