@MandiAtRandom: Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
@TrashCave: 2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks.
2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme.
@Cheeseboy22: Sure I could get off the couch & put new batteries in this remote but instead I am going to hold it high above my head & at different angles
@Darlainky: *asks family what they want from the grocery, no one says a word*
{in checkout lane}
*receives 4 separate food request texts from family*
@Eightinchgoat: Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me.
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