@neiltyson: What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight
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@sameblacklist: There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned.
@kelkulus: I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in.
@weinerdog4life: Yes hello 911, I put a smaller microwave inside a bigger microwave and now there's a wormhole in my kitchen
@JElvisWeinstein: People belittle the internet "talking about a dress" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise.