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@BeingTwiter: What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common??
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In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What’s a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common??
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In each scenario, there’s a dumb guy who didn’t take it out in time.

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