@fart: what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person
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@Dallani: One time, I broke my iPhone and for 2 days I had to tweet from my Macbook like a God-dammed homeless person I don't like to talk about it
@ElgatoEsmio: "Babe I'm ready for bed" "Why so early its the weekend?" [background] "Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"
@KissabiX: *flicks cigarette* Listen, if the Matrix is made up of numbers & you need to understand those numbers to dodge bullets. I’m dead af.
@shesxridiculous: If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic.