@fart: what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person
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@kelkulus: They should remake The Ring; instead of a tape, the creepy little girl uploads her video to YouTube and wipes out pretty much everybody.
@DanMentos: "I got expelled" How? "I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard" Ok that's dumb but- "So my prof told me to go back up there…" Oh no "and rub 1 out"
@TheRobCee: [labels account "18+"] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]
@StellaGMaddox: I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake.