@fart: what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person
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@panmidwest: Having a mustache is a great way to stop people from drawing a mustache on you in permanent marker while you sleep.
@Elizasoul80: [At auto store] Employee: How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires? "Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
@WilliamAder: Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them.