@omgthatspunny: What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us. [Watches 1 minute of Hannity] We attack the humans at dawn.
@Asbo_Unicorn: When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
@Underchilde: They don’t make microwaves the size of refrigerators because they know if you were high you’d try nuking your friends.