@TheBoydP: What’s it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?
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@stephenjmolloy: *open up knapsack and a parachute comes out* Kid: But that means- *Dad is hurtling towards the ground with a sandwich and apple*
@AddledPixie: "Unhand me you cad!" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer.