@TheBoydP: What’s it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?
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@inmynewskin: Let your girlfriend know how much you love her by screeching loudly like a pterodactyl whenever she talks.
@Phook75: People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine
@KattsDogma: "You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD." - 3rd degree burn