@jwoodham: What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
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@nedostup: Every woman says she wants to be treated like a princess, until you try to marry her off to your most powerful ally.
@JimmerThatisAll: Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature? Me: Well, I've spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.
@AKackley: Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?
@ItsAndyRyan: I've asked a few people now what IDGAF stands for and I can't say anyone's replies have been that helpful.