@jwoodham: What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
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@sannewman: Hey maybe the dark matter in the universe is actually all the money that is owed to freelancers.
@eeethanford: Me: Did it hurt when you fell from Kevin? Friend: Yes, because Kevin's friggin tall and sucks at giving piggy back rides Kevin: bro
@StcyBnsn: You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone..