@Dana_Bruno: What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute? Oh yeah…39
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@TechnicallyRon: "Mr musk we would like to use your fortune to help humanity" *Elon Musk presses a button on his desk* "Just fired a boat into space" "Please Mr Musk" *presses button* "Now a banana" "People are dying" *presses button* "That one was a bear"