@Dutch_50: What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?
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@Mikecanrant: Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests
@man_spach: My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart.