@Dutch_50: What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?
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@Paxochka: Champagne says I'm classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks.
@BenBrouckaert: If there isn't a fireworks company whose slogan is "our business is booming," that seems like a real missed opportunity.
@CastAwayKristen: "Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator.