@1evilidiot: What's with the attitude? I don't know what's gotten into you but I know what hasn't.
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@bourgeoisalien: I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display
@Robinbuble: Made the mistake of ordering chlorine for the pool and researching Kenya so I'm tweeting this from what appears to be a windowed black van.
@AristotlesNZ: If I was Penguin's attorney I'd request bail by saying "He's no flight risk!" Then Hi-5 the whole courtroom but Batman. I'd leave him hangin
@mattingebretson: As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say "please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"