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@shadonium: What'sApp

Me: Mom, what's for dinner?
Mom : typing ...

*gets married*
*have kids*
*gets old*
*dies*
*goes to hell*

Mom: Fish, honey!

What’sApp

Me: Mom, what’s for dinner?
Mom : typing …

*gets married*
*have kids*
*gets old*
*dies*
*goes to hell*

Mom: Fish, honey!

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