@Bagyants: When a computer program says "Not Responding" I start texting it stuff like "Who are you with?" and "Just heard our song"
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@KentWGraham: I just want to take a moment to thank God for making it be parrots that talk and not cockroaches.
@68Cly29: Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges
@iGreenMonk: Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight.