@Aspersioncast: When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's never about the Bat Mobile.
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@shariv67: Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?
@Michael_Erhart: "I'd like to raise a toast." *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*
@XLCadillac: [job interview] “Why should I hire you?” “Because I have pictures of you with a goat?”
@Turbo_Jimmy: "Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?" Nope "Yea I did, it had lipstick on?" Nope, raise the anchor