@Aspersioncast: When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's never about the Bat Mobile.
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@MrBikferd: Guys: when you're shaving, do the Hitler part first. You don't want to get interrupted and then be running around with just the Hitler part.
@Tylerosis: What if bananas turn black and bruised because they run their own fight club when we're not around?
@shanethevein: Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice.