@nerdsrockk: When a guy flirts with me I start blushing uncontrollably and I hide. Then I wait for them outside their house wearing a wedding dress.
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@Losephine: If you're reading this fortune cookie, I am being held at the Golden Dragon Dumpling Outlet against my will. Send help.
@MicheleAKALips: You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this.
@IamEveryDayPpl: That awkward moment when you flirt with a guy whose staring at you in the Waffle House, but really he just died there with his eyes open...