@nerdsrockk: When a guy flirts with me I start blushing uncontrollably and I hide. Then I wait for them outside their house wearing a wedding dress.
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@WheelTod: A tropical depression is just like a regular depression. Except instead of being unable to get out of bed, you can't get out of a hammock.
@SondraDeeMe: Perfect one night stand: Amish person. No internet access. No phones. In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter.