@hot_coughy: When a woman says "I can't even tell you how upset I am right now" just wait 3 seconds.
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@BillMc7: Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep...
@Johngcole: Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this... People: Wow, you were right. Scientist: Now about climate change People: Shut up egghead
@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit