@TheReal_AndyMac: When a woman says, "We need to talk", it's no good. Never has a woman said, "We need to talk" and followed it up with "about pillow forts".
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@secondofhername: The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*
@TankCesar: The tattoo was temporary, but my love of dolphins shooting fire out of their mouths is forever.
@Amusitr0n: It's freedom of expression. Grocery Store Manager: sir you were holding a potato in a tiny cage and threatening the store potatoes
@BlackJerms: Rappers reintroduce themselves on their songs but you expect me to remember who you are because we met a couple of days ago? LOL