@TheTweetOfGod: When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, "Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."
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@TheTweetOfGod: The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones.
@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind
@alldrolledup: when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth
@CorkyKneivel: I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH.