@Parentpains: When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire.
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@petemandik: I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe.
@BeardSpice: "Do you have Coke" No, is Pepsi okay "Do you have updog" What's updog "Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"
@WeissBrandon: I'd never lie just to get a girl to sleep with me, is one of my favorite lies to tell girls that I am trying to sleep with.
@Ygrene: *brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*