@Parentpains: When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire.
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@TheTweetOfGod: If a man strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown yourself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
@KKAlThani: I bet when Cheetahs race & one of them cheats, the other one goes like "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" & they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
@CornOnTheGoblin: The lead singer of Chumbawamba died earlier today. During his autopsy his body got knocked down...and that's when things got interesting.
@Ghetto_Trophy: I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard.