@Xalqee: When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads "IMTEXAN" than I do behind cars with "Baby on board" signs.
@YUCKYBOT: I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
@fanofhell: [sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before