@DBMaxP: When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question
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@MarfSalvador: mob boss: rip his fingernails off henchman: they're bitten really short mob boss: then do his toenails! henchman: [removing my socks] you're not gonna believe this
@jeannerbeaner: Pronounce it "Valentimes Day" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face.
@sucittaM: If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.
@hippieswordfish: ME: hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes- or i guess...yes? i don't know, what was the question again INTERVIEWER: are you indecisive