@DBMaxP: When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question
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@lloydrang: The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.
@kDuncanG: I like my women like I like my bamboo: graceful, strong, and constantly in threat of being eaten by pandas.
@SteveMartinToGo: Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, "Wait a minute. I have that."