@mrtruthandsoul: When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?
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@thenatewolf: *a man runs into the bar* "HELP HELP, IS ANYONE HERE COUSINS WITH BON JOVI?" *my date looks at me, I do nothing, my lies are now exposed*