@mrtruthandsoul: When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?
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@dafloydsta: [on Dating Game] HER: Contestant 1, what are you wearing? [I glance at the stains on my shirt] ME: *lips on mic* Looks like gravy, Diane.
@werehedgehog: *yawns so wide a bird flies into mouth* *closes mouth* *looks around to see if anyone noticed* *swallows bird* *acts like nothing happened*
@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.