@TheTweetOfGod: When CNN says they're "breaking news" they are, in a sense, right.
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@AGreaterMonster: So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter.
@shutupmikeginn: Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store
@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.