@Blunt_Sarcastic: When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you.
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@Merman_Melville: Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it
@filthyson: How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father
@joeljeffrey: I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back.