@noxxhell: When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage.
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@TheBoydP: *Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife
@Maxine12333: 'Leave no stone unturned' is good advice if you're looking for something that crawls out from under rocks.
@nettie0918: That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents.