@michaeljhudson: When Edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head.
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@Tmoney68: Her: I'm really into eating clean. Me: (trying to impress her) I also use many napkins.
@MarlonBrandNO: [DATE] ME: I'm a literature buff HER: who do you read? ME: read? *cut to me bench pressing like 70 copies of The Great Gatsby*