When God invented snakes he was like do you want legs or do you want to look like a scary belt, too late scary belt

@jonnysun: did u kno that when a plane lands the first person to stand up gets to drive the plane for the next trip

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@Dutch_50: Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret.

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@tayandmae: 9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children

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@MensHumor: Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!

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@TheCatWhisprer: People who write "loosing" when they mean "losing" need to get loost.

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