@VodkaThursday: When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka
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@SSDated: Grad school is my excuse for everything. No text back? Grad school. Havent called in weeks? Grad school. I ate your last donut? Grad school!
@TheCattyLady: Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
@robfee: Dang girl are you the police on Grand Theft Auto, because 2 minutes after I leave you forget all about me & move on to someone else.
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.