@VodkaThursday: When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka
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@kibblesmith: But if two men get married, they'll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to the top 5 suits in the world, 3-piece, zoot, swim, law and birthday.
@JimmerThatisAll: I just found out that blackbirds aren't afraid of squirrels and now I'm afraid of blackbirds.