@XplodingUnicorn: When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever.
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@_SingleBabyMama: As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie.
@timdonakowski: Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse.
@2tickytacky: I had to memorize a random 18 digit password before she'd let me in. Guess who stole your Soap Opera Digest out of the mailbox, Mom?
@Brianhopecomedy: I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.