@peteholmes: "When I call your name say 'omnipresent.'" - teacher to class full of Gods
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@mollymcnearney: Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
@clarkekant: I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
@dubiousgenius: So, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel and a firearms licence to shoot them. This is not as easy as I was led to believe