@luvmyADHD: When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked.
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@kelkulus: India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre.
@GrowlyGrego: Kiss me you fool. Embrace me you dolt. Cuddle me you simpleton. Marry me you megalomaniac. HAVE MY BABY YOU GARBAGE PERSON.
@AmishPornStar1: Rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year.
@hilariouswifey: I don't always look at my phone at a red light; but when I do, I look up to see a cop right beside me.