@DurtMcHurtt: When I die, I want my decaying carcass to be loaded into a giant slingshot and flung into a rich kids bouncy castle.
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@kwirkyKerri: *smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress.
@mortimermaiden: [science fair] Kid: I made a volcano! Judge: *trampling children* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
@Ristolable: *agrees with someone online* Yeah, I agree. *disagrees with someone online* YOU'RE NOT JUST WRONG YOU'RE HITLER AND I HATE YOU FOREVER