@LoveNLunchmeat: When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived.
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@oxygenplug: "we're out of bread" "ciabatta be kidding!" [waiter takes out gun] "make another bread pun and ur toast, pal... shit" [i take out my gun]
@djdarrellripley: Ugh! You. Are. A. Terrible. Kisser. If your looking for my tonsils, I had them taken out when I was 8...