@Chumpstring: When I found out Carl was a beekeeper I stopped loaning him bees.
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@SurreySlum: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
@slimmy_shady: I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
@sacca: Anyone who says "Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.