@joeljeffrey: When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread.
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@actualAidenn: my parents: how come you never socialize with the family? me: *sits with family* me: *gets insulted by entire family*
@DuckhouseMedia: Me, December 2016: I'm going to buy this juicer and lose some weight in January Me, January 2017: I have eaten the juicer
@AnnDabromowitz: WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE: No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad
@CantWaitToNap: Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave.