@joeljeffrey: When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread.
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@_NTFG_: Of course I'm English. I'm the retard convict cousin you shipped off to Australia back in the day.
@RappaRick: "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
@JohnLyonTweets: Thanks for telling me this is your "pet cat" because otherwise I might have thought it was your business associate cat.