@Tierno158: When I refer to kids as "Snot-dripping, germ-spreading spawns of Satan" I hope you realize I'm not referring specifically to YOUR children.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jsteele3966: So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
@SarahFemme: If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything.
@JasonLastname: Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.