@VaguelyFunnyDan: When I saw "likes music" on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!
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@HatfieldAnne: “Just how serious are you about keeping me as a customer?” *slides hand across table to take a second promotional pen
@One_FineMess: Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock.