@dmc1138: When I see a piece of gum in the urinal, I think of how painful that piss must've been for that guy.
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@findmydolls: In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant.
@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.