@dmc1138: When I see a piece of gum in the urinal, I think of how painful that piss must've been for that guy.
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@HogwartsLogic: If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before
@neiltyson: Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job.
@JhonRules: *dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit
@MartiSchodt: What do we want? DRESSES WITH POCKETS! How do we want them? FILLED WITH SNACKS! What kind of snacks? PREFERABLY A REFRESHING MIX OF SALTY AND SWEET BUT WE'RE NOT TOO PICKY FOCUS ON THE POCKETS